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The Mossad shark, the Korova Milkbar Muslim kids & my Top Ten Great Middle...
The Middle East looooves its conspiracy theories. There is no explanation for anything so rational that it can’t be explained better by a really whacked-out conspiracy theory. I just had to laugh...
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Hey! They’ve discovered Atlantis again!
Atlantis, as every student of history knows, assuming one is a student of every flaky fluffy book on the subject that’s come out in the last thirty or forty years, was a magical non-mythical...
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I’m flashin’ ya! With more flash fiction. Because I’m lazy!
A writer friend tells me I should spend less time marketing and promoting Young Republican, Yuppie Princess and more time writing & producing my next book. We’ve been debating whether the Amanda...
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Happy Religious Mythology Holiday of your choice this week!
My plan for this weekend is to spend time with the family for Easter, or “The Jesus thing,” as I told my boss who came in on Tuesday and announced he had to leave early to go do “Jew stuff”. Christmas...
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Osama is dead, let’s see for ourselves!
He's dead, but so far this is the best photographic evidence we have of it... For once, my conspiracy theorist friend Alex and I agree on something for a change: Release the death pics of Osama Bin...
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Oh No, It’s The End Of The World Again.
I’ve been shambling around on this planet for fort—er, I mean twenty-nine years so far and if I had a dime for every time I heard the world was gonna end and Jesus was gonna take up all the faithful, I...
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Due To Lack Of Interest The Rapture Has Been Canceled
At 6PM I was in downtown Toronto just wandering in the general direction of a bar so I could have a few drinkies and get some writing done. I confess, I totally forgot the world was supposed to end...
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Another end of the world. No really. We mean it this time. Totally going to...
Never let it be said that the Reverend Harold Camping, who brought you the Rapturous non-event on Saturday, is anything other than tenacious. Not to be defeated by a clearly fickle deity who can’t be...
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Top Ten Reasons Why Bible-Thumpers Would Really Hate It If Jesus Came Back
Conservative Christians love to yammer on and on about what a great guy Jesus was and how He came once and He’ll come again (not going to make any wiseass dirty remarks here, and you are SO going to...
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Do You Believe In Jews? I Do!
Do Jews actually exist? Have you ever seen one? Or are they some elaborate conspiracy theory, like the Moon landing? I myself am quite convinced Jews exist because I’ve seen many, not just one. I’ve...
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